astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
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My nights are for overthinking. My mornings are for over sleeping.
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
Did you know that the Angels dont have the virtue of reading the qur’an even though they wish to do that, but Allah have kept this virtue and gift only for us and jinn to read it, thats why anytime when we you start reciting the qur’an, the angels start listening to your recitation and coming closer to you, and that’s one of the things which Allah honors children of Adam over the angels.
my last words will probably be sarcastic