surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

(Source: fistopherbrown)

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute)

spookythug:

i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

I am the worst friend there could ever be. I never pick up my phone calls. I actually screen calls all the time. I never call back. Sometime I forget to text back for days. I hate having someone just come over. I am never there for anyone. But it’s not like I want to be like this. Idk what comes over me. I literally cringe when my phone rings at the thought that I have to talk to someone.

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(Source: umplify)